{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}

{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}

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