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Hopeless Romantic is the fourth full-length studio album by American punk rock band the Bouncing Souls. It was released in 1999 on Epitaph. The album finds the band experimenting with tempos and genres, all while maintaining the energetic punk sound of their previous albums. Hopeless Romantic contained the singles \"Fight to Live\" and \"¡Olé!\" along with fan favorites like \"Kid\" and the ballad \"Night on Earth.\"
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